To derive the maximum benefit to the company with the minimum output of
resources with no consideration of ethics or morality.
We see a world of scams. Scam! Or be scammed! The world is full of
suckers just waiting to have their money removed from their wallets and
we are the ultimate facilitator resource. If FBN does not take the
money, some other contractor will. We believe the technology fields
offer some of the best quality suckers. The higher the technology the
better the rewards.
We pride ourselves on how little work we can do and what outrageous
amount of money can be derived for that service or product. We don’t
care about quality as we can make more money selling junk than selling
quality products and services. We don’t care what people think about us
as this is viewed as sour grapes - they just wish they too could be as
shady as FBN. Basically, we prefer to be on top of every deal, if
someone else is doing the screwing, or even getting a fair deal - well
we just don’t do business in that manner.
At FBN, we do more than just screw the customer. We try to make the
customer feel really bad about paying our bills. Our purpose is viewed
to be the contractor from Hell. We can make a bigger mess than the next
guy. Whether you need a PC, a file server, a communications cabinet or
just a good shaking down, we have the worse possible solution guaranteed
to cost more and deliver less. Our solutions never come in on time or
under budget. You can count on FBN to screw it up big time.
We know where computer, networking, and telecommunication technologies
are heading and we go out of way to deliver solutions which will not be
obsolete tomorrow - they are obsolete when we install them. Some may
have been obsolete years ago, but we don’t care as our technology is the
technology of yesterday.
We know that our solutions are only as good as the people installing
them so we assembled a team of the most incompetent brain-dead workers
you will find anywhere. We treat our people with absolutely no respect
and expect them to give this same treatment to you the customer. We
provide almost no training as if our workers knew what they were doing
they would find a job elsewhere for some real money plus they might
actually implement a solution at a customer site that worked and we
could never live that down. Our people will give you no respect because
they know the FBN management will not give it to you. You can be assured
that when our people are on your site that there will be a major
disruption of some sort.